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Glayffe is such a minor, insignificant, terrible character that he doesn't have an "official" family name. This does not stop him from claiming for it to be any number of things. He is either too stupid to remember, or is too ashamed to say outright what it is... without remembering what he said it was last time, which is to say he's too stupid. We will never know the truth. We will, however, keep a record of all his faulty claims within.
 
Glayffe is such a minor, insignificant, terrible character that he doesn't have an "official" family name. This does not stop him from claiming for it to be any number of things. He is either too stupid to remember, or is too ashamed to say outright what it is... without remembering what he said it was last time, which is to say he's too stupid. We will never know the truth. We will, however, keep a record of all his faulty claims within.
  
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- Somethingoranother (Pillaging the Dwarf Woodlands)
  
 
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= Logs =

Latest revision as of 12:07, 4 January 2013

Glayffe ???
Officialhighqualityglayffeart.gif
Age  ??
Species Human
Sex Male
Height 6'
Weight 197
Background
Series Final Fantasy 4
Combat Styles Dark Engineering Bully Knight
Hometown Baron
Group Baron
Occupation/Job Dark Engineer
Force: Forces of Ruin
Quote
"The best solution is to make more problems until one is found! Cid said that. Probably."
Recent Events
Being Glayffe.

History

(coming soon in 300% snarkier form than actual application for the worst character in the game)

Combat Stats

(coming soon in exacting detail so you can effectively metagame against him with full blessings)

Relationships

(coming soon so you can pry into private feelings and memories of a fictional character)

Last Name??

Glayffe is such a minor, insignificant, terrible character that he doesn't have an "official" family name. This does not stop him from claiming for it to be any number of things. He is either too stupid to remember, or is too ashamed to say outright what it is... without remembering what he said it was last time, which is to say he's too stupid. We will never know the truth. We will, however, keep a record of all his faulty claims within.

- Somethingoranother (Pillaging the Dwarf Woodlands)

Logs

Manhattan Restoration: Mining for Shards January 10th, 2013 The heroes come to the Woodlands in order to get one of the Manhattan Shards... but run into a bit of trouble.
Pillaging the Dwarf Woodlands January 4th, 2013 With Manhattan devoured by darkness and Xanatos Enterprises thwarted for now, Baigan plots to once again make his move in the name of Baron, aiming to restore the kingdom's glory and secure its territory after his setbacks on the Dias Plains and at Balamb Garden. In dire need of resources and in hatred toward all adorable forest critters, Baigan has set his sights upon an unsuspecting target: the Dwarf's Woodlands in Phantasia, with its plentiful lumber and precious metals and stones. All that's required is to secure the location for long enough to loot it and scurry away through a Portal with their ill-gotten gains, and then to use it to further enhance Baron's navy and air force... and adapt the technology stolen from Xanatos. Will Baron's vile plot succeed with its ranks blostered by new allies, or can our scattered heroes intervene in time to save the woodlands from total devastation!?
A Dangerous Game January 2nd, 2013 As though team-building exercises were not in themselves inherently ill-advised, Baigan forces the polar opposites which now occupy the ranks of Baron's officers to cooperate in play, with predictably disastrous results. Yet were it not for the presence of a certain masked wanderer, the results might not have been /quite/ so disastrous...
Baron Ascendant December 26th, 2012 With Manhattan fallen into darkness and Xanatos Enterprises thereby undermined, Baigan intends to secure Baron's 'safety' -- read: power and influence -- once and for all. Without mighty technology to oppose them, the only question is what battleground to choose, and who to send on the mission. But a new cadre of Baron's elite have formed, ready to take on these challenges...

Cutscenes

Dull Mind at the Cutting Edge December 30th, 2012 Glayffe, Dark "Engineer" of Baron, tries to grasp Xanatos laser technology.