Worst News Ever For Negaduck

Worst News Ever For Negaduck
Date of Cutscene:	28 November 2012
Location:	Hollow Bastion
Synopsis:	Negaduck is reading a newspaper and enjoying his day, until he receives bad news...
Cast of Characters:	Negaduck, LEXUS

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After a day of evil within a city, it well earned a hum of a ditty,
Over a chair the Shadow Lord relaxed, musing over the populace taxed,
Remote in hand and popcorn under skull, it was naught a day to be dull,
"Tis a fine day to see the havoc wrecked, surely it is worth a check,"
As Negaduck gazed at the TV screen, image became fuzzy and gave a sheen.

Visions cleared to show the news, it brought all but a ruse,
Puppies rescued by a duck, hence the declared name Negaduck,
Such surprising news took him aghast, he declared "That's a miscast!"

As the news told tales of good will, his eyes bore looks that could kill,
His eyes lit as red as fire, ready to bury the world in its pyre,
In his roar his remote swung, busting the glass with a sound rung,
Heaving his breath his rage grew, he was ready to make stew.

A loyal servant of the dark arrived, giving him a paper before it dived,
"This has better be good," he sneered, the news left him ready for his gear,
The news before him went bad to worse, for he was no longer of the worse,
Darkwing Duck was Public Enemy #1, but Negaduck was part of none,
With his reputation brought to light, his existence in the list was of flight.

His rage grew like never before, his wrath become one big roar,
Destruction became in his wake, Hollow Bastion became a quake,
Within the distance sat a lord, LEXUS relished in its dischord,
Hearing the agony at its strong, he smiled and played the Troll Song.