Don't Want the Guy

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Don't Want the Guy
Date of Cutscene: 05 November 2012
Location: Wildkat Cafe
Synopsis: Avira is not hung up on Ivo. She's so not hung up on Ivo that she sings a song about it.
Cast of Characters: Avira, Maira

On this evening, in the Wildkat Cafe, Avira takes pause in her words. She looks pensive for a long moment, wondering how to deal with the blonde's implications-they should both confront Ivo. Perhaps to Maira's surprise, Avira begins to sing in response.

"Sure, he's handsome and talented and dashing, and I suspect there is a part of him that's kind. But when it comes to this man, let me assure you... He is most certainly not on my mind!"

She sounds pretty good. Now whether this is by untapped talent or Disney Magic is unknown. Avira is very soulful when she sings and clearly puts her whole heart into it-especially so, considering the subject:

"I don't want the guy!" She actually gets up out of her chair and plants one foot on the seat as she sings this particular line. Voices, perhaps other patrons of the cafe compelled to participate, chime in, echoing 'want the guy!'

Avira puts a hand to her heart, her voice becoming deeper and quieter for a few seconds: "One sided love for a man? No, I won't do that again." Her song becomes louder and more bombastic suddenly, "I don't want the guy!" ('want the guy!')

Pushing away from the chair, she starts to pace around the table, still singing. She looks rather wistful. "He said he seeks a lady, elegant and refined, A beauty-likely blonde! with skin unmarred." Avira stops, having circled the table back to her own seat, and stands behind it, spreading out her hands, "But as you see before you, I don't fit the bill. Roughened edges and a face that is too scarred..."

She grasps the back of the chair and looks down. "But that's fine. I don't mind" Her head lifts. 'cause I don't want the guy!!" ('want the guy!') Avira seems to calm considerably after that line, done, or maybe just nearly done singing:

"So he can look me in the eye... And still I will deny... That! I! want! the! GUY!!!"

Avira holds the final note for a few seconds longer than the previous choruses, ending it when she abruptly sits back down in her seat grumpily.