Emergency Bacon

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Emergency Bacon
Date of Scene: 07 November 2013
Location: The Old Kingdom - Dwarf Woodlands
Synopsis: Radio Chatter while fight Pig Noise. Everyone got hungry.
Cast of Characters: Avira, Angantyr Vespar, Maira, Vespa, Arthur Drover


<Comm B: VALKYRI> Angantyr Vespar says, "Ahem."

<Comm B: VALKYRI> Angantyr Vespar says, "We are getting BBQ after this."

<Comm B: VALKYRI> Avira says, "Ooh, so there."

<Comm B: VALKYRI> Angantyr Vespar says, "This is not a debate."

<Comm B: VALKYRI> Avira says, "I am so in the mood for some BBQ."

<Comm B: VALKYRI> Vespa says, "Sounds great!"

<Comm B: VALKYRI> Maira says, "YESSSS!"

<Comm B: VALKYRI> Maira says, "I love today <3"

<Comm B: VALKYRI> Arthur Drover says, "A good plan, but on the matter... The Elixir is life, Avira. The desire to live, is

what is distilled in that bottle. This is why I can only make a few drops every now and then, that's a rare thing. If the

girl has it - I have no idea what that means."

<Comm B: VALKYRI> Avira says, "...filled with life. Hmmmm."

<Comm B: VALKYRI> Avira says, "Or maybe just filled with light. Light that can make a world live again."

<Comm B: VALKYRI> Angantyr Vespar says, "Tomorrow morning, I am cooking bacon."

<Comm B: VALKYRI> Angantyr Vespar says, "Skoll doesn't get any."

<Comm B: VALKYRI> Avira says, "Hm, I think I found their weakness!"

<Comm B: VALKYRI> Maira says, "Do I get some!?"

<Comm B: VALKYRI> Angantyr Vespar says, "/Yes."

<Comm B: VALKYRI> Maira says, "YAY!"

<Comm B: VALKYRI> Angantyr Vespar says, "He doesn't get any because /he keeps eating it all/!"

<Comm B: VALKYRI> Maira says, "Bad Skoll!"

<Comm B: VALKYRI> Vespa says, "I got see if we have any bacon I'm sure we do."

<Comm B: VALKYRI> Angantyr Vespar says, "Being set on fire?"

<Comm B: VALKYRI> Arthur Drover says, "Light..hmm."

<Comm B: VALKYRI> Avira says, "Wolves."

<Comm B: VALKYRI> Sköll Ulfang says, "Fine. You eat the bacon. I just got a haul of Kobe beef that I was planning on

sharing... but now..."

<Comm B: VALKYRI> Sköll Ulfang says, "All mine~"

<Comm B: VALKYRI> Maira says, "Ou ou ou, Angan, can we have pancakes too?"

<Comm B: VALKYRI> Angantyr Vespar says, "That's fine. I am going to buy some pork. A ton of it."

<Comm B: VALKYRI> Vespa says, "Your making Al hungry too."

<Comm B: VALKYRI> Angantyr Vespar says, "And yes, Pancakes."

<Comm B: VALKYRI> Angantyr Vespar says, "Maybe if SOMEONE hadn't eaten my bacon.."

<Comm B: VALKYRI> Angantyr Vespar says, "My /EMERGANCY/ Bacon at that."

<Comm B: VALKYRI> Sköll Ulfang says, "That wasn't me."

<Comm B: VALKYRI> Maira says, "...You have emergency bacon?!"

<Comm B: VALKYRI> Sköll Ulfang says, "It'd never do something as dishonorable as to eat someone's emergency bacon."

<Comm B: VALKYRI> Sköll Ulfang says, "You may want to check in with Garm."

<Comm B: VALKYRI> Angantyr Vespar says, "There is only ONE bacon obsessed person I know of."

<Comm B: VALKYRI> Sköll Ulfang says, "Telling you - wasn't me."

<Comm B: VALKYRI> Sköll Ulfang says, "Werewolf's honor."

<Comm B: VALKYRI> Maira says, "Oh wait..."

<Comm B: VALKYRI> Maira says, "The big package that was in the freezer at HQ?"

<Comm B: VALKYRI> Angantyr Vespar says, "...yes."

<Comm B: VALKYRI> Maira whistles...

<Comm B: VALKYRI> Sköll Ulfang gaaaaaasp!

<Comm B: VALKYRI> Angantyr Vespar says, "You didn't.."

<Comm B: VALKYRI> Maira tiny voiced "Oopsie..."

<Comm B: VALKYRI> Sköll Ulfang as if this was the most sacriligious thing in the world; "You took a man's emergency

bacon?"

<Comm B: VALKYRI> Angantyr Vespar exasperaited sigh.

<Comm B: VALKYRI> Maira says, "I didn't know men had emergency bacon!"

<Comm B: VALKYRI> Sköll Ulfang says, "All men have emergency bacon!"

<Comm B: VALKYRI> Maira says, "I'll buy you more emergency bacon!"

<Comm B: VALKYRI> Avira says, "That's a thing?"

<Comm B: VALKYRI> Avira says, "I should keep some emergency bacon."

<Comm B: VALKYRI> Angantyr Vespar says, "And I had bought some Lettace, and Tomato...and some GOOD FRESH BAKED BREAD.."

<Comm B: VALKYRI> Maira mumbles about having emergency ice cream

<Comm B: VALKYRI> Maira says, "Ooh...BLT's.... Mmmm"

<Comm B: VALKYRI> Arthur Drover says, "Get a smokehouse, your food bill will thank you. Keep a small herd, make your

children take care of it."

<Comm B: VALKYRI> Maira says, "I'll replenish your emergency bacon, promise!"

<Comm B: VALKYRI> Angantyr Vespar says, "Alright."

<Comm B: VALKYRI> Arthur Drover says, "Delicious AND good parenting."

<Comm B: VALKYRI> Maira says, "I don't /have/ any children!"

<Comm B: VALKYRI> Arthur Drover says, "Well get some."

<Comm B: VALKYRI> Sköll Ulfang says, "I make my own bacon."

<Comm B: VALKYRI> Sköll Ulfang says, "Didn't I give the recipe to Avira? I think I did."

<Comm B: VALKYRI> Maira grumble grumble

<Comm B: VALKYRI> Sköll Ulfang says, "If I did - remember - trade secret! No sharing the recipe!"

<Comm B: VALKYRI> Sköll Ulfang says, "The secret spice must remain a secret."

<Comm B: VALKYRI> Avira says, "You did! I know how to craft bacon."

<Comm D: D> Sköll Ulfang says, "The secret ingredient is bacon."

<Comm B: VALKYRI> Maira ashamed of eating Angan's emergency bacon dipped in her emergency ice cream.