Isaac Hanlon
| Isaac Hanlon | |
|---|---|
 | |
| Age | 24 |
| Species | Human |
| Sex | Male |
| Height | 5'11" |
| Weight | 190 lbs. |
| Background | |
| Series | Original Character |
| Combat Styles | DJ Hero |
| Hometown | Manhattan(?) |
| Group | Twilight Detective Agency |
| Occupation/Job | Radio Free Magi |
| Force: | Forces of Restoration |
| Theme Song | No More Kings -- King of Rock / Sucka MCs |
| Quote | |
| "'Impossible' is just a word people use to feel better about giving up." | |
| Recent Events | |
| Planning with Xanatos. | |
Contents
Profile
Isaac Hanlon is a young man who has seen far too much for the time hes lived. While claiming to be from the isle of Manhattan like many others in the Twilight Detective Agency, Isaac is truthfully from a world that no longer exists, one of the few who survived when Armageddon came. A practitioner of magic of exceptional skill and perhaps curious power, Isaac wanders worlds looking for a solution to the menace that is the Heartless, seeking to prevent further catastrophes like the one that took his home from him. Isaac is good-hearted, quick-witted and possesses a magnetic personality, and he employs this as his persona of "DJ Zero," a voice that takes to the radio waves of innumerable worlds when midnight rings to dispense pointed wisdom, ancient lore, and excellent tunes.
Skills
You're On The Air, The Truth Is Out There, Just Click Here And Find Out, Something Something Indistinguishable From Magic, My Name Is Isaac Hanlon; Conjure With It At Your Own Peril, DJ Professor Z, Mythbuster, I'm A PC, I'm A Mac, And I'm A Friggin' Wizard, Blinded By The Light, Badass Longcoat, And I Shall Fear No Evil -- For I Have An App For That, Zeroth Percentile, Genre Savvy, Venture A Little Way Past, Nothing Is Impossible, Video Can't Kill The Radio Mage, I Didn't Ask For This; It Just Came With The Job, ...For They Are Subtle And Quick To Anger
Trivia/Facts
- Very few people are aware that DJ Zero is Isaac and vice versa. Isaac prefers it this way.
- Isaac took home the gold medal for the Contest of Strength during the Hades Cup and then won the whole tournament, thus proving that INT beats STR any day.
- Garland hewed off Isaac's right arm with a blade made of Isaac's worst nightmare. He has thus earned his place on Isaac's shit list.
Relationships
| Friendship | Emi Dennou |
| Trust | Mercade Alexander, Will Sherman, Avira |
| Affinity | Tifa Lockhart, Deelel, Tom Magnusson, Deidra, Maximilien, Percival, Faruja Senra, Maira, David Xanatos, Merlin (and Archimedes) |
| Ambivalence | Quistis Trepe, Morrighan Alazne |
| Caution | Jack Sparrow, Skoll Ulfang, Hades, Feige Abramson |
| Distrust | Evja, Celina Duvalis |
| Contempt | Garland, Alexander Hall??? |
Random Quotes
Something About Killing Fathers, Maybe
<Comm: B - TDA> Mercade Alexander says, "Did you just raise the dead?"
<Comm: B - TDA> Isaac Hanlon says, "I did in fact just raise the dead."
<Comm: B - TDA> Will Sherman says, "...Scary."
<Comm: B - TDA> Mercade Alexander says, "So how long until you cure cancer and solve world hunger?"
<Comm: B - TDA> Isaac Hanlon says, "You rush a miracle worker, you get lousy miracles."
<Comm: B - TDA> Legion quiet for a few moments and then, "You violated causality, raised the dead, made a deal with the lord of the underworld, and spat on what is typically deemed the natural order--because it seemed like the right thing to do?"
<Comm: B - TDA> Mercade Alexander says, "Was it chocolate-coated?"
<Comm: B - TDA> Isaac Hanlon says, "Yeah, but it takes fifteen minutes for full potency, which is why Legion is taking her time."
<Comm: B - TDA> Isaac Hanlon addresses Legion directly. He does the radio equivalent of staring her straight in the face, because radio mage.
<Comm: B - TDA> Isaac Hanlon says, "Yes. Precisely."
<Comm: B - TDA> Mercade Alexander says, "She seemed a lot more than mostly dead."
<Comm: B - TDA> Deidra says, "Wait what?"
<Comm: B - TDA> Deidra says, "Who was dead?"
<Comm: B - TDA> Legion quiet again for a while. and then, "Isaac..." Another pause. "You are a very frightening individual."
<Comm: B - TDA> Mercade Alexander says, "Frighteningly /awesome/."
<Comm: B - TDA> Isaac Hanlon says, "Yeah. Sometimes I get that way."
<Comm: B - TDA> Isaac Hanlon says, "Mark it well."
<Comm: B - TDA> Legion says, "This is not something we can ever repay. Nor can we ever properly thank you."
<Comm: B - TDA> Legion says, "But thank you."
<Comm: B - TDA> Isaac Hanlon says, "You're welcome."
<Comm: B - TDA> Isaac Hanlon asides in a more casual tone of voice, "She didn't even have any pockets for loose change."
QFT
"EVIL SCIENCE IS IMMORTAL!" She yells before darting out the door, throwing an array of smokebombs to cover her escape. DAMMIT! RECCURING VILLAIN!?!?!?!
Priorities
<Comm: A - Heralds> Alberic Lux drinks loudly from a straw.
<Comm: A - Heralds> Feige Abramson says, "Big Gulp?"
<Comm: A - Heralds> Alberic Lux says, "This may be the finest invention since the portable death ray."
<Comm: A - Heralds> Feige Abramson says, "I think it is telling that your world invented the Big Gulp after the portable death ray."
Well, If Pumpkinhead Won't Write Posts...
<OOC> Malicia says, "I am going to eat every single one of these puppies."
<XP> You've given Malicia a Dalmatian.
Yup.
<OOC> Garland says, "I can also be "waifu", mongrel"
Soundtrack
1. The Living End -- End of the World
2. No More Kings -- King of Rock / Sucka MCs
3. Merry Melodies -- Behold The Wizard
4. Chameleon Circuit -- Still Not Ginger
5. Poets of the Fall -- The Ballad of Jeremiah Peacekeeper
Logs
| Bad Decisions And Bad News | March 14th, 2014 | Kaydin comes to visit Mercade and demand information. Mercade gives it to him, and Kaydin starts to find out what he's in for. |
| Power Play: Assembly | February 14th, 2014 | A secret installation on the edge of Purgos and the Outlands holds the answer to whatever needed so much power. What happens when the heroes move to try to confront the mysterious JAVA? It looks like they're not the only ones interested... |
| Seven: Dreams Go On - In Dreams | January 18th, 2014 | Seith's curse comes to bear. Cinderella falls asleep. As do many of our other heroes. This is the story of those who fell to the curse. |
| The Experiment: Deelel | August 12th, 2013 | Deelel taking Isaac on a trip through cyberspace come across a virus. They disable him and capture the information he was transporting. The implications are disturbing, everything she's been experienced in relation to the Keyblades and those others that have been involved are just part of some sort of ... experience. Isaac and Deelel depart with all due haste to Castle Oblivion...what nightmares await them there? |
| It should have been a quiet night | July 30th, 2013 | Deelel is just closing up shop at the Arcade one evening, when she gets a large number of unexpected guests. Two people she'd been trying to track down for some time, and someone very long MIA with little memory of what's happened since she's last been seen. |
| Wizardly Tech Support | July 5th, 2013 | A pair of wizards make trouble for a long-suffering barkeep. Wizardly tech support is exchanged. An owl snarks. |
| A Memory of Vespertine: The Truth Part 2 | July 1st, 2013 | Feige's plan become fare more clear. Her master appears and revealed the apparent purpose of Isaac's world. The Truth is perhaps the most horrifying thing the TDA has encountered since this all began. |
| A Memory of Vespertine Part 1 | June 24th, 2013 | Feige has lured the TDA with some allies into the Castle Oblivion, what awaits them there? Memories, of a world now dead. It's not just any world either it is the world that Isaac calls home. His friends now start to understand the depths of what was lost...and the creeping horror of how this world died. |
| Home Is Where The... | June 20th, 2013 | TRON gets ready to hook up the server that was once taken from Flynn's Arcade and gets the computer ready. What he and others don't know is what is about to take place when its all said and done... |
| The Sun Will Come Out | June 10th, 2013 | Tomorrow is always a day away. |
| Surprisingly Few Arm Puns | May 9th, 2013 | Isaac asks Xanatos for a favor. |
| The Trouble With Sandwiches | May 3rd, 2013 | As it happens, sandwiches are not actually the primary problem here. |
| The Ending Is Just The Beginning Repeating | April 25th, 2013 | Isaac gets some visitors. Emi asks an important question. |
| Grendel Attacks | April 23rd, 2013 | VALKYRI's carefully planned party is rudely interrupted by an attacking monster. |
| Waking Up Avira | March 18th, 2013 | In the house of the Twilight Detective Agency, Avira waits dreaming. |
| To Hell and Back | March 14th, 2013 | Avira has been captured, dragged into the depths of the Underworld. Avira's friend band together, ready to rescue their friend, and free Manhattan from darkness once and for all. There can be no failure here, for failure has...perminate consiquences. |
| Mysterious Mysteries | March 1st, 2013 | When pigs give maps and Merlin translates, interesting things happen. Including being swept away to an underwater mystery of mysteries. |
| Hades Cup: Heaven's Punishment vs. No Sleep Til Manhattan | February 28th, 2013 | The final match of the round robin portion of the Hades Cup! Who will take home the Wind Shard? |
| Aftermath Of British Occupation | February 27th, 2013 | After Clayton's invasion, the TDA winds itself down. |
| Pointed Questions And Expected Answers | February 24th, 2013 | Isaac goes to ask Morrighan some questions. It kind of works! Kind of. |
| Summoning of The Fiend: Earth | February 14th, 2013 | Morrighan, acting under her own machinations, sets about creating a network of magic draining glyphs, all leading to the Iifa Tree. With a little help from a magic artifact, she performs a ritual to summon a dark force to her side. Needless to say, many take issue with this notion. |
| Hades Cup: Team Two Ladies and a Tramp VS No Sleep 'Till Man | February 6th, 2013 | The members of the TDA have it out in the Hades Cup to determine who gets to be the MAIN CHARACTERS! WHO WILL WIN?! HOBO OR DETECTIVE?! JUDGE DREADETTE OR LASOR MAGE?! THE SWARM OR whatever Avira is?! |
| Ham Radio | January 30th, 2013 | DJ Zero has been having trouble getting the good word out there lately. Whenever the Zero Hour goes on the air, he's pestered by a horde of Pig Noise, apparently attracted by his broadcasting spell! Can his hastily-assembled ragtag band of heroes avert the aporkalypse of iBacon?! |
| On Cloud Nine | January 27th, 2013 | A lively cast assembles at Tifa's new joint for drinks and banter. |
| Hades Cup: Qualifying Event - TOURNAMENT OF STRENGTH | January 25th, 2013 | A contest of strength! |
| The Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaames! | January 21st, 2013 | Hades Announces the Hades Cup, reveals the Manhattan Shard of Wind, and reveals TNT. |
| Time Is Up | January 9th, 2013 | Time is up. Can the TDA and friends stop Cronus? Of course they can. The trickier question is whether they can save him. |
| Inside Intertwined | January 6th, 2013 | The TDA with the help of some pals move to stop VitaTek. Isaac gets angry. And then he gets sad. |
| Ghostly Goals | January 5th, 2013 | The Phantom Train is loading people who lost their lives in Manhattan to the Underworld, but a monster is in the Phantom Forest and may try to prey on them. Defeat the monster so these souls can safely pass on! Wait, who posted /this/ job anyway? |
| Goug City Car Chase | January 2nd, 2013 | The TDA track down a scientist working for VitaTech. The Shard Seekers arrive to help. And Goug City residents lodge complaints about the noise. A startling secret...is revealed! But first they must defeat...Mr. Wheeler. |
| Manhattan Restoration: Merlin's Invitation | December 27th, 2012 | After fending off an attack from Mad Madam Mim, heroes are gathered to hear Merlin's tidings of comfort and joy, or at least tidings of 'not all hope is lost, now go out and kicks ome ass.' |
| Call Me U-Me! | December 25th, 2012 | Legion meets someone from their world. A smelly homeless man convinces a node to dance. A heart is unlocked. |
Cutscenes
| An Internal Dialogue | April 24th, 2013 | Isaac dreams. |
