Minette Odam

Minette Odam
Appearance
Age	18
Species	Human (Levitani)
Sex	Female
Height	5'6"
Weight	Petite
Background
Series	Final Fantasy Act: Class
Combat Styles	Accountant
Hometown	Leviathan
Group	Murasame Zaibatsu, Alexander Academy
Occupation/Job	Accountany Lackey
Force:	Forces of Ruin
Quote
"NO, MR. MURASAME, YOU DIDN'T CATCH ME PLAYING WITH MY ACTION FIGURES WHILE ON THE CLOCK AGAIN!"
Recent Events
Performing a hostile takeover!

Profile

Minette Odam is the long-suffering chief accountant of the Murasame Zaibatsu. Hailing from Leviathan and extreme poverty, her extreme talent for numbers has allowed her to better her station in life, and she's become a crony of Souji Murasame, viewing the heir as a close friend and confidant. The reality, however, is that she's far more of a minion then an equal and is only really kept around for her ability to balance the syndicate's books no matter what; she is otherwise physically incompetant and socially inept, prone of fits of cowardice and delusions of grandeur.

Skills

Overworked, Underpaid, Disrespected, But Still (Somehow) Has Her Pride, The Demon Of Accounting, Queen Of The Spreadsheets, It's Mathemagical, Rags To Slightly Nicer Rags, Yo-Yo Based Combat, Strange Concepts Of Honor, Loyalty, Fashion, and Dietary Habits, Clumsy, Woobie, Blind As A Bat, Honor Graduate of the Gilgamesh Correspondance School of Mid-Bossery

<Goosehonk> Minette Odam Says

<Comm B: School Daze> Minette Odam says, "Because I was sitting here developing Thirzbianism more, and I've figured out that to be a Thirzbian you have to be a dike."
<Comm B: School Daze> Minette Odam says, "Against the rising waters of oppression, that is."

<Comm B: School Daze> Minette Odam says, "Man, why does bologna smell so good? Like... if it smelled any better, I'd wear it."

Relationships

Friends

Name	Thoughts
Souji Murasame	I love working for Mr. Murasame! Even in these hard times, he can always rely on me!
Thirza Ingersleben	Having a friend is great, and having a minion is great, and Thirza is both so she's double great
Kamon Lionward	<3 <3 <3 Oh sure he barely knows I exist but I have a chance because he doesn't TOTALLY hate me <3 <3 <3

Co-Workers

Name	Thoughts
Helena Celba	She's great at her job and makes mine easier, even if she's kind of a witch. Still, sistahs gotta stick together in the professional world
Artyom W. Valodjn	Meanie-faced tea snob! NYEAH!
Aeschere Childs	New intern! I like her, she gets coffee and doesn't cause inter-office drama. We needed more awesome Levitani around here, anyway.
Jidro Gerrison	Jiddy's great! He does his job and doesn't make mine harder, AND his budget always comes in under target. Whatta man!
Feige Abramson	Weirdo. But she's an outsider, and they're all pretty weirdo. And her budget requests are impossible!
Alberic Lux	He says some odd things. Except when he doesn't. Maybe. I'm not sure, he's really confusing, but he's pretty polite. I think. Desu.

Enemies

Name	Thoughts
The WENUS	A never-ending battle against an inexorable foe. A worthy adversary that must be overcome every week for fiscal dominance!
Niklas Dragonius	STUPID MISOGYNIST JERK-FACE BUTT-HEAD JERKY JERK THAT never flirts with me, is it because I'm not pretty enough? I HATE HIM! HATE HIM HATE HIM HATE HIM! JERK!
Tira Hyral	You're dead and so I'm not supposed to hate you but I do anyway and that makes me hate myself
Kyra Hyral	MAN-STEALING HO BAG!!! AUGH! But I'll get her. With mail pranks. 8<
Seloria Delacreaux	Man she really gets my goat... well I don't have a goat, but you get what I mean! A-anyway, it's best if I don't let her know because then everyone would get on my case because she's pretty and popular.
Annia Leradine	A nasty <goosehonk> for no good reason, why does anyone put up with her? I feel bad for Jidro.
Akari Seran	A stupid bully, devoid of worth, decency, basic hygiene, and common humanity.

Unfactored Variables

Name	Thoughts
Alma Hyral	Frumpy-pants isn't bad. I mean she gives me awesome equations to play with, but she acts really... I don't know how to describe it. I miss the free coffee, though. Nah'well, back to the commissary at 2AM
Ryusei Isshiki	I guess she's okay, even if she's kind of rude to Mr. Murasame. She just doesn't know him like I do... but I can fix that!
Soan Sagittarius	He hangs out with Nik and that's a strike against him... but he hangs out with Kamon, too, so I guess that balances out.
Dragoon Man	SO! DUCKING! AWESOME!!! I will find out this one's incredible secret! And get him to autograph my action figures.

Logs

Fanservice Shower Time	August 19th, 2013	Minette gets wet and naked and Helena provides the fanservice.
Catch 22 And A Half	July 20th, 2013	Haneisuru is dead and it is a very sad thing.
Nothing Wrong Here	July 8th, 2013	A perfectly ordinary happenstance, nothing at all out of the ordinary here.
Mixandrette, The Fell And Terrible	July 7th, 2013	The brave Sir Thirza goes off to slay a dragon and save distraught damsels... or... not.
A Valued Employee	July 5th, 2013	Souji rewards Minette for her work. This is totally normal and not going to be a problem for people at all.
Dial 'M' For Minette	June 25th, 2013	Minette goes to comfort a friend. Like everything Minette does, it backfires. Bizarrely.
Fate of the Unknown	June 24th, 2013	Restoration of the World doesn't always lead to happy endings...
Dark Lord of the Abbacus	June 17th, 2013	Minette recruits the latest member of the Murasame Zaibatsu... Aeschere Childs!
Kyra Hyral's Volcano Lair	June 11th, 2013	Minette goes to ask Kyra Hyral for advice. Kamon goes sans pants. Kuwabara, kuwabara.
Minette Talks With A Mormon Child	June 4th, 2013	Minette and Kamon bump into each other in Narshe. A conversation happens. No one cries this time!
Tea Time on the Stormship	May 27th, 2013	After running two different and difficult missions, Helena Celba and Minette Odam return to the Zaibatsu's airship, where Artyom has prepared tea for them both. Surely nothing will go horribly wrong.
Niklas Dragonius Dies In Magma	May 26th, 2013	Minette Odam has challenged Niklas Dragonius to a dramatic duel atop the Brooklyn Bridge for reasons that no one can remember, least of all Minette herself. But this doesn't change the fact that NIKLAS DRAGONIUS DIES IN MAGMA!!!
Bad Idea, Worse Idea	May 19th, 2013	Minette asks Helena for advice on how to seduce someone. This goes about as well as one might expect and probably a whole lot worse.
Corporate Takeover	May 19th, 2013	Minette Odam approaches Souji with a Plan. This Plan has a high degree of corporate attitude.
Open Mouth, Insert Both Feet	May 13th, 2013	It's Minette's big chance to leave a positive impression on her schoolyard crush! She doesn't.
Awkwardness Squared	May 11th, 2013	Alma thought she was the most awkward person working for Souji. Then she saw Minette's room.
Final Flantasy I	May 9th, 2013	The students all gather together to kill an urban horror preying on the denizens of Souji's airship. And it's all Minette's fault!
Meet The Deep Fryer	May 6th, 2013	Minette aquires a deep fryer. Science quickly follows.
The Limits Of Hospitality	April 29th, 2013	Sydney Losstarot arrives on the Ame-no-Torifune. After an exchange of words, he finds himself being helped off.
Hidden Darkness, Crouching Ninja	April 28th, 2013	The Dark Knight comes, Jackie Chan(?) gets killed, and Ninjas get pissed.

Cutscenes

It Isn't Fair	August 28th, 2013	After the cooking competition results in a draw, Minette
Other People's Money	July 2nd, 2013	The stockholders of Milner Tool Works meet to discuss the fate of their company. Both company manager Beld Lemellar and Zaibatsu representative Minette Odam give speeches to the assembled, before the vote is cast.
Coin Tricks	May 19th, 2013	Some fool gives Minette a briefcase of money; she does 'coin tricks' with it.