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|occupation=Accountany Lackey | |occupation=Accountany Lackey | ||
|quote="NO, MR. MURASAME, YOU DIDN'T CATCH ME PLAYING WITH MY ACTION FIGURES WHILE ON THE CLOCK AGAIN!" | |quote="NO, MR. MURASAME, YOU DIDN'T CATCH ME PLAYING WITH MY ACTION FIGURES WHILE ON THE CLOCK AGAIN!" | ||
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Overworked, Underpaid, Disrespected, But Still (Somehow) Has Her Pride, The Demon Of Accounting, Queen Of The Spreadsheets, It's Mathemagical, Rags To Slightly Nicer Rags, Yo-Yo Based Combat, Strange Concepts Of Honor, Loyalty, Fashion, and Dietary Habits, Clumsy, Woobie, Blind As A Bat, Honor Graduate of the Gilgamesh Correspondance School of Mid-Bossery | Overworked, Underpaid, Disrespected, But Still (Somehow) Has Her Pride, The Demon Of Accounting, Queen Of The Spreadsheets, It's Mathemagical, Rags To Slightly Nicer Rags, Yo-Yo Based Combat, Strange Concepts Of Honor, Loyalty, Fashion, and Dietary Habits, Clumsy, Woobie, Blind As A Bat, Honor Graduate of the Gilgamesh Correspondance School of Mid-Bossery | ||
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| + | = <Goosehonk> Minette Odam Says = | ||
| + | <Comm B: School Daze> Minette Odam says, "Because I was sitting here developing Thirzbianism more, and I've figured out that to be a Thirzbian you have to be a dike."<br> | ||
| + | <Comm B: School Daze> Minette Odam says, "Against the rising waters of oppression, that is."<br> | ||
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| + | <Comm B: School Daze> Minette Odam says, "Man, why does bologna smell so good? Like... if it smelled any better, I'd wear it." | ||
== Relationships == | == Relationships == | ||
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||[[Souji Murasame]]||I love working for Mr. Murasame! Even in these hard times, he can always rely on me! | ||[[Souji Murasame]]||I love working for Mr. Murasame! Even in these hard times, he can always rely on me! | ||
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| − | ||[[Thirza Ingersleben]]||Having a friend is great, and having a minion is great, and Thirza is | + | ||[[Thirza Ingersleben]]||Having a friend is great, and having a minion is great, and Thirza is both so she's double great |
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||[[Kamon Lionward]]||<3 <3 <3 Oh sure he barely knows I exist but I have a chance because he doesn't TOTALLY hate me <3 <3 <3 | ||[[Kamon Lionward]]||<3 <3 <3 Oh sure he barely knows I exist but I have a chance because he doesn't TOTALLY hate me <3 <3 <3 | ||
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||[[Artyom W. Valodjn]]||Meanie-faced tea snob! NYEAH! | ||[[Artyom W. Valodjn]]||Meanie-faced tea snob! NYEAH! | ||
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| − | ||[[ | + | ||[[Aeschere Childs]]||New intern! I like her, she gets coffee and doesn't cause inter-office drama. We needed more awesome Levitani around here, anyway. |
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| − | ||[[Feige Abramson]]||Weirdo. But she's an outsider, and they're all pretty weirdo. And her budget requests are | + | ||[[Jidro Gerrison]]||Jiddy's great! He does his job and doesn't make mine harder, AND his budget always comes in under target. Whatta man! |
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| + | ||[[Feige Abramson]]||Weirdo. But she's an outsider, and they're all pretty weirdo. And her budget requests are impossible! | ||
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||[[Alberic Lux]]||He says some odd things. Except when he doesn't. Maybe. I'm not sure, he's really confusing, but he's pretty polite. I think. Desu. | ||[[Alberic Lux]]||He says some odd things. Except when he doesn't. Maybe. I'm not sure, he's really confusing, but he's pretty polite. I think. Desu. | ||
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||[[Tira Hyral]]||You're dead and so I'm not supposed to hate you but I do anyway and that makes me hate myself | ||[[Tira Hyral]]||You're dead and so I'm not supposed to hate you but I do anyway and that makes me hate myself | ||
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| + | ||[[Kyra Hyral]]||MAN-STEALING HO BAG!!! AUGH! But I'll get her. With mail pranks. 8< | ||
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||[[Seloria Delacreaux]]||Man she really gets my goat... well I don't have a goat, but you get what I mean! A-anyway, it's best if I don't let her know because then everyone would get on my case because she's pretty and popular. | ||[[Seloria Delacreaux]]||Man she really gets my goat... well I don't have a goat, but you get what I mean! A-anyway, it's best if I don't let her know because then everyone would get on my case because she's pretty and popular. | ||
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| + | ||[[Annia Leradine]]||A nasty <goosehonk> for no good reason, why does anyone put up with her? I feel bad for Jidro. | ||
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| + | ||[[Akari Seran]]||A stupid bully, devoid of worth, decency, basic hygiene, and common humanity. | ||
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||[[Alma Hyral]]||Frumpy-pants isn't bad. I mean she gives me awesome equations to play with, but she acts really... I don't know how to describe it. I miss the free coffee, though. Nah'well, back to the commissary at 2AM | ||[[Alma Hyral]]||Frumpy-pants isn't bad. I mean she gives me awesome equations to play with, but she acts really... I don't know how to describe it. I miss the free coffee, though. Nah'well, back to the commissary at 2AM | ||
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| − | ||[[ | + | ||[[Ryusei Isshiki]]||I guess she's okay, even if she's kind of rude to Mr. Murasame. She just doesn't know him like I do... but I can fix that! |
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| + | ||[[Soan Sagittarius]]||He hangs out with Nik and that's a strike against him... but he hangs out with Kamon, too, so I guess that balances out. | ||
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| + | ||[[Dragoon Man]]||SO! DUCKING! AWESOME!!! I will find out this one's incredible secret! And get him to autograph my action figures. | ||
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Latest revision as of 21:19, 15 July 2013
| Minette Odam | |
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| Appearance | |
| Age | 18 |
| Species | Human (Levitani) |
| Sex | Female |
| Height | 5'6" |
| Weight | Petite |
| Background | |
| Series | Final Fantasy Act: Class |
| Combat Styles | Accountant |
| Hometown | Leviathan |
| Group | Murasame Zaibatsu, Alexander Academy |
| Occupation/Job | Accountany Lackey |
| Force: | Forces of Ruin |
| Quote | |
| "NO, MR. MURASAME, YOU DIDN'T CATCH ME PLAYING WITH MY ACTION FIGURES WHILE ON THE CLOCK AGAIN!" | |
| Recent Events | |
| Performing a hostile takeover! | |
Contents
Profile
Minette Odam is the long-suffering chief accountant of the Murasame Zaibatsu. Hailing from Leviathan and extreme poverty, her extreme talent for numbers has allowed her to better her station in life, and she's become a crony of Souji Murasame, viewing the heir as a close friend and confidant. The reality, however, is that she's far more of a minion then an equal and is only really kept around for her ability to balance the syndicate's books no matter what; she is otherwise physically incompetant and socially inept, prone of fits of cowardice and delusions of grandeur.
Skills
Overworked, Underpaid, Disrespected, But Still (Somehow) Has Her Pride, The Demon Of Accounting, Queen Of The Spreadsheets, It's Mathemagical, Rags To Slightly Nicer Rags, Yo-Yo Based Combat, Strange Concepts Of Honor, Loyalty, Fashion, and Dietary Habits, Clumsy, Woobie, Blind As A Bat, Honor Graduate of the Gilgamesh Correspondance School of Mid-Bossery
<Goosehonk> Minette Odam Says
<Comm B: School Daze> Minette Odam says, "Because I was sitting here developing Thirzbianism more, and I've figured out that to be a Thirzbian you have to be a dike."
<Comm B: School Daze> Minette Odam says, "Against the rising waters of oppression, that is."
<Comm B: School Daze> Minette Odam says, "Man, why does bologna smell so good? Like... if it smelled any better, I'd wear it."
Relationships
Friends
| Name | Thoughts |
|---|---|
| Souji Murasame | I love working for Mr. Murasame! Even in these hard times, he can always rely on me! |
| Thirza Ingersleben | Having a friend is great, and having a minion is great, and Thirza is both so she's double great |
| Kamon Lionward | <3 <3 <3 Oh sure he barely knows I exist but I have a chance because he doesn't TOTALLY hate me <3 <3 <3 |
Co-Workers
| Name | Thoughts |
|---|---|
| Helena Celba | She's great at her job and makes mine easier, even if she's kind of a witch. Still, sistahs gotta stick together in the professional world |
| Artyom W. Valodjn | Meanie-faced tea snob! NYEAH! |
| Aeschere Childs | New intern! I like her, she gets coffee and doesn't cause inter-office drama. We needed more awesome Levitani around here, anyway. |
| Jidro Gerrison | Jiddy's great! He does his job and doesn't make mine harder, AND his budget always comes in under target. Whatta man! |
| Feige Abramson | Weirdo. But she's an outsider, and they're all pretty weirdo. And her budget requests are impossible! |
| Alberic Lux | He says some odd things. Except when he doesn't. Maybe. I'm not sure, he's really confusing, but he's pretty polite. I think. Desu. |
Enemies
| Name | Thoughts |
|---|---|
| The WENUS | A never-ending battle against an inexorable foe. A worthy adversary that must be overcome every week for fiscal dominance! |
| Niklas Dragonius | STUPID MISOGYNIST JERK-FACE BUTT-HEAD JERKY JERK THAT never flirts with me, is it because I'm not pretty enough? I HATE HIM! HATE HIM HATE HIM HATE HIM! JERK! |
| Tira Hyral | You're dead and so I'm not supposed to hate you but I do anyway and that makes me hate myself |
| Kyra Hyral | MAN-STEALING HO BAG!!! AUGH! But I'll get her. With mail pranks. 8< |
| Seloria Delacreaux | Man she really gets my goat... well I don't have a goat, but you get what I mean! A-anyway, it's best if I don't let her know because then everyone would get on my case because she's pretty and popular. |
| Annia Leradine | A nasty <goosehonk> for no good reason, why does anyone put up with her? I feel bad for Jidro. |
| Akari Seran | A stupid bully, devoid of worth, decency, basic hygiene, and common humanity. |
Unfactored Variables
| Name | Thoughts |
|---|---|
| Alma Hyral | Frumpy-pants isn't bad. I mean she gives me awesome equations to play with, but she acts really... I don't know how to describe it. I miss the free coffee, though. Nah'well, back to the commissary at 2AM |
| Ryusei Isshiki | I guess she's okay, even if she's kind of rude to Mr. Murasame. She just doesn't know him like I do... but I can fix that! |
| Soan Sagittarius | He hangs out with Nik and that's a strike against him... but he hangs out with Kamon, too, so I guess that balances out. |
| Dragoon Man | SO! DUCKING! AWESOME!!! I will find out this one's incredible secret! And get him to autograph my action figures. |
Logs
| Fanservice Shower Time | August 19th, 2013 | Minette gets wet and naked and Helena provides the fanservice. |
| Catch 22 And A Half | July 20th, 2013 | Haneisuru is dead and it is a very sad thing. |
| Nothing Wrong Here | July 8th, 2013 | A perfectly ordinary happenstance, nothing at all out of the ordinary here. |
| Mixandrette, The Fell And Terrible | July 7th, 2013 | The brave Sir Thirza goes off to slay a dragon and save distraught damsels... or... not. |
| A Valued Employee | July 5th, 2013 | Souji rewards Minette for her work. This is totally normal and not going to be a problem for people at all. |
| Dial 'M' For Minette | June 25th, 2013 | Minette goes to comfort a friend. Like everything Minette does, it backfires. Bizarrely. |
| Fate of the Unknown | June 24th, 2013 | Restoration of the World doesn't always lead to happy endings... |
| Dark Lord of the Abbacus | June 17th, 2013 | Minette recruits the latest member of the Murasame Zaibatsu... Aeschere Childs! |
| Kyra Hyral's Volcano Lair | June 11th, 2013 | Minette goes to ask Kyra Hyral for advice. Kamon goes sans pants. Kuwabara, kuwabara. |
| Minette Talks With A Mormon Child | June 4th, 2013 | Minette and Kamon bump into each other in Narshe. A conversation happens. No one cries this time! |
| Tea Time on the Stormship | May 27th, 2013 | After running two different and difficult missions, Helena Celba and Minette Odam return to the Zaibatsu's airship, where Artyom has prepared tea for them both. Surely nothing will go horribly wrong. |
| Niklas Dragonius Dies In Magma | May 26th, 2013 | Minette Odam has challenged Niklas Dragonius to a dramatic duel atop the Brooklyn Bridge for reasons that no one can remember, least of all Minette herself. But this doesn't change the fact that NIKLAS DRAGONIUS DIES IN MAGMA!!! |
| Corporate Takeover | May 19th, 2013 | Minette Odam approaches Souji with a Plan. This Plan has a high degree of corporate attitude. |
| Bad Idea, Worse Idea | May 19th, 2013 | Minette asks Helena for advice on how to seduce someone. This goes about as well as one might expect and probably a whole lot worse. |
| Open Mouth, Insert Both Feet | May 13th, 2013 | It's Minette's big chance to leave a positive impression on her schoolyard crush! She doesn't. |
| Awkwardness Squared | May 11th, 2013 | Alma thought she was the most awkward person working for Souji. Then she saw Minette's room. |
| Final Flantasy I | May 9th, 2013 | The students all gather together to kill an urban horror preying on the denizens of Souji's airship. And it's all Minette's fault! |
| Meet The Deep Fryer | May 6th, 2013 | Minette aquires a deep fryer. Science quickly follows. |
| The Limits Of Hospitality | April 29th, 2013 | Sydney Losstarot arrives on the Ame-no-Torifune. After an exchange of words, he finds himself being helped off. |
| Hidden Darkness, Crouching Ninja | April 28th, 2013 | The Dark Knight comes, Jackie Chan(?) gets killed, and Ninjas get pissed. |
Cutscenes
| It Isn't Fair | August 28th, 2013 | After the cooking competition results in a draw, Minette |
| Other People's Money | July 2nd, 2013 | The stockholders of Milner Tool Works meet to discuss the fate of their company. Both company manager Beld Lemellar and Zaibatsu representative Minette Odam give speeches to the assembled, before the vote is cast. |
| Coin Tricks | May 19th, 2013 | Some fool gives Minette a briefcase of money; she does 'coin tricks' with it. |
